What are you searching for?

With my blog I can track how many visitors I am getting a day and how those people are finding it, including searches. People have found my blog through hundreds of different searches. With most of them, like “Alta Verapaz,” or “Peace Corps Volunteer,” or “fijese,” (a very popular search) I can understand why people are directed to my blog. Other searches are a bit strange. Through some word or picture I have posted, people find my blog and probably quickly realize it is not at all what they were looking for.

Below are the top 15 oddest/funniest searches people have made:

15. killing lucking

I have no idea.

14. diablo 2 goatman

Diablo (devil) is apparently a video game. I know I have mentioned goats and el diablo in my blog, but never in the same post.

13. leche milking women

“Milk milking women.”

12. seductive women

I am sure my blog was a big disappointment to the person who conducted this search.

11. socialist whore

Once I wrote that I was a capitalist whore. Not quite the same thing.

10. feria destroyed my hair

Was this person looking for validation or support groups from others who have faced the same problem?

9. indigenous women in water

This search makes me picture indigenous women swimming in traje. Dangerous.

8. just grasping and kissing a woman

Someone looking for tips?

7. CHUBBY BUNNY DEATH PHOTOS

Morbid.

6. headless corps

I am pretty sure this person was searching for a headless corpse not corps.

5. ducha de mujeres en lodo

“Shower of women in mud”…is that the Spanish way of saying mud wrestling?

4. hot peace corps volunteer

When this search was made back in January, I was curious as to why this person was directed to my blog. I did the search myself and my blog profile picture came up first in google images. I recently did the same search again, and my picture was nowhere to be found. How does google know that I have let myself go in Peace Corps?

3. fotos de ninos robados

It translates to “photos of stolen children.” Was someone looking to bypass an adoption agency? “I’ll take that one.”

2. how to pack up zipper carnival ride

I can picture some poor carnie frantically searching the internet trying to figure out how to put away the ride. “Well, all the pieces came out of the trailer, so they got go back in it somehow.”

1. live vedio clip of doctors doing pelvic examination in clinic

(Spelling error made by searcher.) I wonder if this person ever found what he (I imagine this search was done by an adolescent boy) was looking for.