Kathryne

My spelling of the name Kathryn isn’t the most prevalent variant in the states, but it exists. Here in Guatemala it is completely unheard of and confusing. Although it is not terribly common, the name Kathryn itself is used in Guatemala but always spelled as “Catherine” or “Katherine.”

Whenever I say my name to someone who is writing it down for a receipt or something else I always spell it out and the person always writes it wrong. Most often when I start saying, “K” the person immediately scribbles down a “C” followed by “A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E.”

“Like this?”

“Yeah, that is fine.”

Or if I am lucky enough to get someone started with a “K,” I always lose him/her after the “T.” He/She ends up writing “Katarin” (the way my name is pronounced) or “Katherine.”

I used to try to correct people but quickly realized it was a futile exercise. Guatemalans' brains are hardwired to spell Kathryn in a certain way and attempting to change that is just more trouble than it is worth.

The other day I made a purchase at a bakery in town, and the employee proceeded to write me out a receipt. It started the same old routine.

“My name is Kathryn and it is spelled K-A-T-H-R”

The employee wrote down K-A-T-H and stopped. She looked up at me confused.

“You mean ‘E’ right?”

“No.”

“Are you sure it is ‘R’ instead of ‘E’?”

“Yes. R-”

The employee hesitantly wrote down an “R.”

“Y-N”

“‘Y’?”

“That’s right. Y-N”

Even more apprehensive than when she added the “R,” the employee finished off my name with “Y-N.”

Kathryn.

I couldn’t believe it. In my nearly two years in Guatemala, it was the first time that someone actually listened to me and spelled my name correctly! My feelings of accomplishment and satisfaction were short-lived however. Sensing something amiss about my name, the employee decided to put an “E” on the end.

Kathryne.

So close. But I guess it is better than having a receipt written out to “Gringa.”

Albahacón

The basil bush in my garden has gotten a little out of control. I could make pesto everyday for the rest of my time here and probably still not use all of it…or I could set up a stall in the market.

Pizza

Over the course of my time here, I have started to become slightly domestic. Slightly. I have a long way to go before I am ama de casa material, but I am slowly moving in that direction.

Case in point, I have now learned to make pizza from scratch. Anyone who has made pizza knows this isn’t a very difficult task, but it is an accomplishment to me. Baby steps.

The dough.

Uncooked.

Cooked homemade chicken & pepper pizza.

Beantown

I am heading out to Boston today to spend some time with my best friend, Jenna. She just got engaged (I hope it is okay to announce that to all five of my blog readers)! So if anyone wants to get a hold of me while I am in the states, you can call me on her cell phone: 314.4…Jenna, were you about to kill me for posting your cell number on the internet? Would that be a friendship breaker? Right up there with stabbing you in the throat with a pen?

The Beating

Basketball is a rough game here...

110-13

110-13: the final score by which we won a basketball game in the new league that started about two months ago.

I defected from my old team, and now I am playing with a bunch of teenagers, or las patojas as I call them. I felt guilty about leaving my old team at first, but not anymore (well, maybe still a little). It sure feels a lot better to be giving beatings instead of taking them (although my old team was never shamed by nearly 100 points). And the girls are a lot of fun to play with. The best player among them is a 13-year-old who has twice been selected in her age bracket to play for the Guatemalan national team in an Americas tournament.

The aforementioned score occurred in a game against Las Mamitas, a team composed of 40-50 year-old women with absolutely no skills whatsoever. We played a full court press against them…for the whole game. Yes, it was ruthless, but it was not my call. It was the rare occasion when they were actually able to get the ball past half court, and I felt extremely sorry for them. That is until I was threatened.

While going for a steal, I batted the ball away with my right hand and in the process accidentally bumped a woman from behind with my left shoulder. Now in any game on American soil it would have been called a foul, but here in Guatemala with the violent style of basketball that is played, it could barely be considered a love tap. Thus it was not called, we scored a layup, and I returned to my post at half court for the press.

As I mentioned in a previous post about playing basketball in Guatemala, it is game of vengeance. It’s personal. For every foul, steal, or block there is a price to pay. So I was met at half court by the “wronged” woman with a message. She got in my face and said, “You want to push? You want to play dirty? You are going to find out what is it like to be pushed.”

And indeed I, and the rest of my teammates, did get a good lesson on what it is like to be pushed. They started just dropping their shoulders and ramming people. During rebounds I would just get unexpectedly (well, at first it was unexpected) rocked from behind. And being that I am a good six inches taller than anyone on their team and there is nothing diminutive about the size of these women, the brunt force of their stout frames would fall right on the small of my back.

Will Peace Corps be liable to pay for any possible permanent damage to my back as a result of playing basketball here?

We played our second round game against this team a couple of weeks ago. We won 107-28…without playing a press. I think there was some held over anger from the last game because the dirty play started right from the beginning. Even before the game got underway, one of the referees pulled me aside to say, “You’d better watch your back. These women are muy peleoneras (very quarrelsome).”

Isn’t that your job? Aren’t you supposed to watch my back and prevent the game from getting out of hand? He didn’t.

Regardless of where I was on the court in relation to the ball, there was a little woman (in height not in weight) assigned to take cheap shots on me. I suffered countless charley horses as women rammed their butts into my thighs as I tried to go around them. It surely made for an interesting game constantly having to be prepared to sustain a blow while at the same time participating in the offense.

The regular season of the league has now finished and the bracket for the single elimination finals is currently being drawn up. I hope we don’t have to play Las Mamitas again. I’m not sure my body can handle another game against them.

Vultures